The line’s still noisy, causing the USR to refuse handshaking with anything that’s not USR V.34 or generic 2400.
I don’t know how I’m going to get this fault sorted out, I might have to get another 14400 in its place, seeing as that’s worked when I tried it out. A fucking insult, that’s what it is!
On a lighter note, the BBS now boasts a total of about 2000 True Type Fonts for Windows.
End of this bulletin…
Right, this is Volume 11 in the H-MAIL humour library series, all of which consist of little more than the jokes and other delightful stories that the various users of FidoNet, RsaNet and the Internet have cared to post.
The jokes are not edited or corrected in any way, short of a few VERY obvious mistakes they remain exactly in the form they were posted, all credits are thus due to those specific individuals.
Volume 11 also marks the first time I compile this vanilla ASCII file to a total of about 200,000 bytes.
As of today the HMVH Corporation BBS is no longer for subscribers only, but a Free/Ratios BBS. Undoubtedly you will notice that your security and access levels have changed (for the better :), and if you do not yet have full access, please read the various bulletins for full details.
As far as the noise problem is concerned, Telkom have finally admitted its existence and investigate further!!!
Right, the 1Gig is in, a new CPU with more punch… but still a god-damn noisy line… I can’t even get my own mail! Until that’s sorted out I’ll casually add on more files, if that’s alright with you and change a few things on the BBS along the way. Watch this space for details.
Bummer! The new hard drive has not been installed yet, my supplier has taken ill. And while we’re on bad news, the line noise fault has not yet been resolved either: A couple of Telkom monkeys came past, and it looks like things are worse now than before. Must I do everything myself!?
I have a few changes lined up for the BBS, the first being another hard drive for the tons of new files I have accumulated. A few improvements in the layout are also envisaged, but I’d like your advice on what you would like me to change or add to the system.
Expect, probably on Monday evening, the BBS to be off-line for a few hours as I install the new drive and start cramming on some files.
Oh, and it seems my phone line’s gone noisy again.
Here we go, more jokes and other funnies as saved from recent mail packets.
As usual, just the best humour has been saved in no particular order but at least formatted to print nicely on any 66-line per page printer. I will not be held accountable for any jokes you might find offensive!
Of course, these joke libraries are available at here.
