Category Archives: Humour

How to get stuff done

Posted on Wednesday, 12. June 2019 by hmvh

Do you have a lot of stuff on your plate? Do you have notes and reminders all over the place? Are you always busy – yet feel like nothing gets done? Join the club. If you have post-it notes strewn all over the place and, like me, have them sequentially numbered and, worst of all, connected to one another, then you’re in real trouble. You ain’t gonna get shit done this way. Trust me on this. Here’s a bit of a life hack. Continue reading →

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Charlie and the Dirty Thumb

Posted on Sunday, 18. January 2015 by hmvh

Two rather disturbing events took place last week. 12 people were gunned down by the extremist nitwit Kouachi brothers at the offices of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in Paris. In another twist of unrelated coincidence, it was the 7th of January — the same day as the shootings — when I saw that my old Google Group had been declared non grata. Continue reading →

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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Posted on Tuesday, 9. September 2014 by hmvh

Once in a while there’s a trending topic on Twitter that just grabs everyone’s attention. Last weekend the #tt was “Explain A Film Plot Badly”. Imaginations run wild, plots become riddles. The trend goes viral. Continue reading →

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Fun t-shirts and apparel

Posted on Saturday, 16. February 2013 by hmvh

I also began collecting pictures of t-shirts with funny slogans (or funny people wearing ordinary t-shirts) for some future gallery-style project. Continue reading →

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Day of the cherubs

Posted on Sunday, 14. February 2010 by hmvh

So, today is that other hallmark day named after a certain Saint Valentine, a Roman priest who got arrested, stoned and then had his head separated from his body for the crime of marrying Christian couples. Continue reading →

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When people are mad, toys go bad

Posted on Sunday, 12. July 2009 by hmvh

My advice – educating your kids about airport security with this toy may actually be more harmful to them than just packing them in the damn luggage with some bottled water & hoping they survive. Continue reading →

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Facebook FAIL!

Posted on Friday, 20. March 2009 by hmvh

Outstanding! This is just brilliant on so many levels. PWND! Continue reading →

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The story of Moshzilla

Posted on Tuesday, 16. September 2008 by hmvh

Over the last few days, yours truly has been wading through the murky waters of his hard drives, filtering out some debris in the form of unused downloads and old, forgotten, cobwebbed files. It was then that I stumbled over the extended left leg of a dancing girl named “Sam” — or “Little Sam” as she is known to friends and family. Everyone else on the interwebs knows her as “Moshzilla”. Continue reading →

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