And suddenly it’s September

So here we are again: September.

It’s been nine months since I last wrote something specifically for this blog. That’s basically the same amount of time it takes for a human to be conceived and born.

Oh, make no mistake, it’s been a very busy year so far, furiously hammering words into a keyboard as part of multiple projects, tasks, experiments, and courses — with the main difference being that my thoughts and instructions are responded to by large language models and agentic bots. Yeah, I’m fascinated by this whole AI thing, so much so that my fingers are bleeding. My brain hurts.

It’s difficult to stay abreast of the latest developments, mishaps, and possibilities.

SEO has been joined by the need for AEO and GEO, and there are suggestions that a file named llms.txt sit alongside the established robots.txt — something I’ve implemented on the South African BBS memorial site which finally got a few overdue updates.

Now that that’s done, the irony is that few human readers would have noticed.

According to reports, over half of internet traffic today is (bad) AI bots.

Statcounter graph of hmvh.net visitors and crawlers

Speaking of rogue agents, earlier this year I also entered every movie I know to have seen into Letterboxd, and I managed to check off an item on my bucket list after finally getting to watch all James Bond movies — in order. This demands a separate blog post because the final ranking turned out to be quite a revelation (spoiler: Goldfinger sucks).

But what I am primarily writing about is not the creation of something new but rather… “abortion”. I’ve been pruning the tree of branches that bore no fruit again.

In these times where people don’t use blue-link search engines, barely read original content or chain-forward funnies to one another via email anymore but would rather spend their time consuming ephemeral, vertical, disposable, and instantly forgettable short-form video content (much of which, ironically, is AI-generated), the idea of microsites seems quaint and outmoded.

One forthcoming project I’m therefore ditching is my stash of “Photos of celebrities when they were young (or before they were famous)“. The oldest files in the collection date back as far as August 2005. The idea was cute at the time but honestly, I just don’t have the time to create another burden that requires upkeep. Let Bored Panda, Pinterest or Reddit entertain the masses with that kind of stuff, so here’s a grid of the 49 more famous ones from my stash of before I delete the lot.

49 photos of celebrities when they were young (or before they were famous)

You ought to recognise most of these public personas.

In retrospect, it’s quite amazing how people adopt the facial features that become their trademarks throughout their careers early in life. Some of them have since passed on — as indeed have some of the people who sent me these pictures in the first place. Time flies.

And while we’re on the topic of recognisable celebrities, here’s a grid based on an even larger stash of AI-generated (and somewhat sexualised) caricatures that I created via a now-gone utility in early 2024. Even some of these have since died.

25 AI-generated caricature portraits of famous female celebrities

There’s no need to hold onto those either. The novelty has worn off, the joke’s gone stale. Blessed be the pruned fruit.

Finally, I’m also going to lay to rest a web site that I designed in late 2004.

Home page of defunct Erotext site (optimised for IE5 and Netscape)

Even back then I had trouble finding a suitable (free) host for it because its subject matter was of a (too) risqué nature. The old BBS days were far more permissive, it seems.

Erotext contains over 600 individual text files or stories; gathered, collected, amassed and uploaded in the era when most of us used operating systems with a text-based GUI and analog modems. Err not, for text files were rather popular in those days, and even today remain the staple of several alt.* newsgroups and websites. They are presented here in the same manner as they were listed on the BBS, complete with the original descriptions – where available (a great many of these were kindly provided by Deon Maartens and Janet Blair, of Mon Ami BBS and our then-partner, SHE BBS, respectively). If some of the descriptions appear to be no more exciting than their corresponding file names, then that’s courtesy of the old 8.3 DOS conventions!

If I remember correctly, the page was online until 2006 when after yet another host closed down. Although I was proud of its design and layout, I won’t be archiving it here either — original material be damned! Let Literotica handle that kind of stuff.

And so we jettison more ballast and close another loop.

Up next: Discogs!

All images via the hmvh.net archives and/or AI unless specified otherwise.

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Review: 2025

If 2024 was a blurry smudge, then 2025 was a stubborn stain that just wouldn’t go away.

The shitshow began punctually after New Year’s Eve when I noticed some cunt had ripped off my car’s Mercedes emblem. No, this obviously dare not compare to the untold damage caused by the California wildfires that started on the 1st of January and were exacerbated by drought conditions, mismanagement, and budget cuts — but hey, it’s a symbolic start!

Donald Trump was sworn in as the 47th US President and immediately dispatched a barrage of executive orders such as pardoning the US Capitol attackers and other convicted criminals, withdrawing from the World Health Organisation and renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the “Gulf of America”. He created an agency named DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency, headed by Elon Musk) that went on to dismiss thousands of federal workers, researchers and intellectuals to cut down on unnecessary liberal and leftist expenses. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) thugs began kidnapping and detaining civilians and forcefully deporting thousands of illegal or undocumented immigrants. Afrikaners, however, were declared an endangered species on account of “white genocide” and became the only refugees permitted into the USA.

A potential deal between the USA and Ukraine aimed at ending the war with Russia resulted in embarrassment for all parties before Trump started a trade war with the rest of the world through a range of confusing tariffs on imported and exported goods, then went on to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities and terrorist groups in Nigeria, Somalia, and Yemen as well as Venezuelan ships.

Meanwhile, Russia’s invasion of Ukraine goes on while Israel continues to bomb civilians in Gaza despite a ceasefire but, at least, they can now confidently market their arms export industries as “battle-tested” to their European buyers.

The UK government advised people to fix their leaky loos and save water by deleting old emails and pictures amid a dry spell in England because data centres require vast amounts of it to cool their systems.

Seriously, you can’t make this shit up!

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A few thoughts on AI (and a bit of history)

One of the heavier branches in my tree of saved and bookmarked-for-the-future library involves this thing called AI.

Artificial Intelligence. You may have heard of it.

While benign and belligerent robots and machines have existed since the dawn of science fiction, it was about ten years ago that I had some sort of epiphany and gradually began saving and/or bookmarking various online articles about artificial intelligence following recent worrisome developments in that field: chatbots were showing signs of coherent speech, Boston Dynamics’ robots had started doing backflips and parkour — but it was demonstrations of autonomous weapons systems that I took particular issue with.

I wanted to keep the articles as “evidence” and “for future reference” — such as for essays like this one, and to backtrack how we got to where we are now.

I’m also fully aware that my voice will go unheard because I’m not an expert academic, public intellectual or a serious developer in this discipline but I am human — and this, by itself, qualifies me to be cautiously curious about the potential extinction of humanity in its current form.

Yes, I did indeed write “curious” (not “concerned”) because I also believe AI to be a catalyst for the next step in human evolution. In fact, I’m as excited as I am worried.

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The branches that bore no fruit

Like presumably many people, I have amassed a trove of bookmarks, downloaded data, and documents on numerous subjects of interest across the various devices I use to be processed “for later reading”.

Every so often, these items get revised and amalgamated into some sort of hierarchical tree structure on my main data drive for future use, such as references for potential articles or as inspiration for creative projects I may decide to pursue. The amount of “stuff” a man can accumulate can be overwhelming, and occasionally you discover junk that makes you wonder what the hell you were thinking at the time.

The tree has recently been pruned again although (and this is the scariest part of all) additional branches with potentially new fruit have also been grafted onto it. Sometimes I wonder if I spend more time shuffling things and ideas about instead of actually executing those because, lately, time has become a truly precious commodity — and then, when you suddenly do have some time to spare, you’re just not in the right mental space or another chore has pushed its way to the front of the queue.

And oh, let’s not talk about them shiny new toys always popping up!

This seems to have become the norm rather than the exception lately. There’s always shit to do and new stuff to learn. I honestly wish it weren’t illegal to bludgeon to death those who claim to be bored. I have no time for people who while their lives away doing nothing when there’s a whole world out there waiting to be discovered.

So, for absolutely no reason, here’s a forgotten photo of a cassette pushed into fresh snow.

A black cassette tape pushed into fresh white snow

The “ikigai” is strong with this one. Make of this what you will.

Photos and scans by hmvh.net and Discogs.

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Modern Movie Consumption 2

Foreword

When I first started writing this essay it was intended as a personal dig into the home entertainment industry that, through technological progress, rendered my humble DVD collection worthless and made consumers either re-purchase or abandon their home movie collection. As it turns out, that’s not quite the case: this tirade ultimately turned out to be a logical sequel to Modern Media Consumption, written ten years ago — back when Netflix still mailed out DVDs and 4k/UHD discs weren’t on the market yet.


The Rise of DVD

The blurry photo below shows the very first DVD my wife ever owned, next to the last one I ever bought for her. They weigh 92 grams and 78 grams, respectively.

The weight of physical media ownership

Similarly, here’s a photo of the very first DVD I ever bought, next to the last one I bought.

The conundrum of physical media ownership

They weigh 119 grams and 75 grams, respectively.

Jaws was the first DVD I ever owned; I purchased this “Special 25th Anniversary Edition” for DM 39.99 from a since-closed HMV store in Frankfurt on 3 February 2001. It was the very movie that kick-started my DVD collection.

Launched in this part of the world in 1998, DVD-Video was said to be the format of the future. At the time I didn’t even have a player, but when I finally got one a few months later and viewed this great, classic movie on my tube TV in proper widescreen form, there was no doubt that my VHS collection’s end was nearing. Although it’s a single-disc edition in a standard Amaray case with a basic four-page booklet, the design and bonus features suggested that Universal were proud of this product and wanted you, the discerning movie lover, to have it and to cherish it.

Yes, this disc is definitely a keeper.

As I’ve said before, I’m very particular about the movies which I buy to “keep”.

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The smudge that was 2024

2024 is over, and that’s a good thing. It was not a good year.

2024 was, for all intents and purposes, a long blurry smudge of monotony mired in many minor personal disasters and distractions.

Playing about with AI-tools and participating in numerous webinars on the topic ate into so much of my time that most projects I had planned for the year remain handwritten bullet points on a piece of paper. I also had a serious flu that may or may not have been covid, a broken tooth, a parking ticket, a speeding ticket, and a nasty case of lumbago.

A guide pulley broke in my car’s engine, we had a nest of wasps somewhere near the bathroom, and the basement got flooded.

The latter incident caused more mess than damage, final repairs of which are set to be completed early next year only. Seriously, who needs this shit?

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On death, disruption and discs

Every startup’s moonshot dream is to be the one that disrupts the status quo.

Disruptive technologies are innovations that come to replace a process, a product, or technology that is already well-established, giving rise to a new way to operate, be it for consumers, organizations, or both. — SYDLE

The steam engine, for instance, gave rise to an entire industrial revolution. The printing press put a lot of monks out of work while Ford’s automobile assembly-line made mincemeat of the horse-and-buggy business. Amazon, Apple, AirBnb, Uber, Netflix, Spotify, Tesla, Bitcoin, birth control pills, blue LEDs, digital photography, and USB drives are but some of the other names and products that might be tucked away under the blanket term of “disruptive innovations”.

Every inventor strives to be the seed of a disruptive innovation. Most aren’t.

Most, at best, are evolutionary as opposed to revolutionary, and it typically takes years to achieve global reach – let alone immediate adoption at such a pace that what came before it is consigned to the rubbish heap overnight.

The last true game changer that impacted me personally was the recordable CD: it allowed me to get rid of hundreds of floppy diskettes, hoard mountains of data, and launched several other obsessions and subsequent projects.

That was in the last millennium. I consider most technological innovations part of the normal development cycle.

The latest disruption snuck in via Netflix and my wife: One day we decided to rearrange the furniture (as people are wont to do), and suddenly there was no place for her DVD collection in the TV cabinet. Truth be told, we don’t even have a player connected anymore, and her DVDs soon found themselves in a box in the basement archives.

Many of her movies (with the notable exception of the Disney stuff) have appeared on Netflix over the years. Some we watched again — but most we didn’t bother with on account of sheer selection and the lustre of new releases. This would likely hold true for most households, in the same way that when you’re at a buffet you’re going to try all the foods you don’t normally dish up at home.

Then, just the other day, that old classic, Jaws, surfaced on Netflix.

I spontaneously decided to watch it (for the umpteenth time) because I was curious about the image quality, knowing about its restoration project. And it looked good!

This got me thinking about my own movie collection and general viewing habits again.

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