About recordable disc inlay cards

Broken and trashed CDRs

My first CD-burner was purchased in mid-1998. It was a Dysan CRW-1622 2x burner which came with two blank discs. A Memorex CD-RW4224 was added as an extra burner about a year later, and it also came with two blank discs. Since then I’ve owned and used numerous CD/DVD-writers, and I’ve bought plenty of discs.

Where am I going with this?

As someone who created a substantial number of CD-R items over the years and spent inordinate amounts of time designing elaborate inserts for his personal audio collection, I gradually developed various tricks and methods that made the final recorded compact disc look as semi-professional a product as possible. For instance, if not using thick high-quality paper for the inserts, one cheap trick I learnt is to add inlay cards to act as stiffeners behind ordinary 80g paper. Continue reading

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Fun t-shirts and apparel

Madiba's neighbour

Other than trashing outdated gadgets and hardware, I’ve also been getting rid of some old software — or rather, deleting data that’s become as redundant as MAD Magazine.

My early web design efforts focused on the subject of jokes and humorous pictures one tends to receive via email, and it was then that I also began collecting pictures of t-shirts with funny slogans (or funny people wearing ordinary t-shirts) to be used for some maintained future gallery-style project. Or something. Someday.

Someday never came — at least not the way I had expected. Continue reading

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The Gadget Graveyard

Celeron + PCI + Slot 1 + IDE

Let the final order of the old year be the announcement that a new chapter has been added to the archive.hmvh.net section: The Gadget Graveyard, where old technology goes to die.

To some extent, I’m a bit of a pack rat that hates to throw out functioning devices — no matter how old or outdated they are because, well, one never knows when a friend might suddenly come over with a faulty machine and you happen to have that replacement EGA graphics card he so urgently needs. Right?

Yeah, right!

My wife’s mother is credited for saying that “if you haven’t used it in a year, get rid of it”. She’s obviously never repaired old computers. I’ve obviously got problems, and hoarding old components is just one. Another is that I have all of one ONE computer that still has 16-bit ISA slots. “Just in case” doesn’t cut it anymore. eBay, here we come!

As Earl Green so eloquently put it, “If I somehow need the experience of seeing the physical thing in front of me, I can open a folder.”

This is my folder, watch it fill up.

Photo by hmvh DOT net

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Rewind: 2012

Wall of tapes

If you’re reading this, you might have noticed that the world didn’t end on 21-12-2012 as supposedly forecast by the Mayans. Our little blue marble continues to spin and orbit around the sun although, lest we forget, an asteroid named “4179 Toutatis” did make a close fly-by a scant few days ago. All the hype was for nothing, as was the fearmongering about the possible black hole caused by firing up the Large Hadron Collider.

No, as this past year has proven, humans are quite adept at destroying themselves the old-fashioned way; in 2012 there were more shootings and mass-killings than I can remember: US soldier Robert Bales went on a drunken rampage and shot 16 civilians (Kandahar, Afghanistan), another dimwit shot several “The Dark Knight Rises” movie-goers (Aurora, Colorado), some 19 churchgoers at the Deeper Christian Life Ministry got mowed down (Okene, Nigeria), and a maniac killed children and teachers at the Sandy Hook Elementary School (Newtown, Connecticut). Not to be outdone, a man knifed some 22 children (nobody died) in a village named Chenpeng (Henan, China), some 34 striking mine workers got massacred by police at Marikana (near Rustenburg, South Africa), and a right-wing idiot named Wade Michael Page shoots six Sikhs whom he mistakes for Muslims (Oak Creek, Wisconsin).

The latter incident prompted 2012 to be the first year that real censorship took place at Discogs: Wade had played in a few white power rock bands; their albums were soon banned from the marketplace. Continue reading

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The Archivist’s Dilemma

Goldene Erinnerungen 4x cassette box set

Or: The value of tapes

  • Collector: A person who collects things of a specified type, professionally or as a hobby.
  • Hoarder: A person who accumulates things and hides them away for future use; acquiring and failing to throw out a large number of items that would appear to have little or no value to others.
  • Archivist: A person who maintains and is in charge of archives; a professional who assesses, collects, organizes, preserves, maintains control over, and provides access to information determined to have long-term value.

I am all of the above.

I am a collector because I collect a particular kind of cassette. I am a hoarder because I amass many cassettes before I get around to “processing” them. I am an archivist because I make selective backups as well as disseminate and publish facts and data which future generations might find useful.

The (meta)data ends up in a database called Discogs. Scans end up in my personal stash, and the cassettes end up in the trash. Nobody wants those, they’re just plastic matter.

But what of the audio on those tapes, the gist of it all — does that get trashed too?

Sadly, yes. Continue reading

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My Ravaged Ears: The Sequel

tapewall-vu_header

Or: Cassette Project #1 (Another Reprise)

As I wrote in the previous blog posting, Austin Chapman starts with a clean slate.

He has the benefit of exploring new sounds and new music through his new ears based on  its reputation and the recommendation of others. Whichever sonic avenues he chooses to explore will be off-ramps from those original tracks he’s been recommended. He will be listening to a lot of good stuff, no doubt, but he will be taking a few wrong turns along the way, too.

Austin doesn’t know this yet. His taste has yet to be defined.

Not so with me: My taste is settled, my preferences defined. I know what I like, and like most people I’ve long learnt to predict the audio contents based on visual cues such as packaging and text. Not only is this skill useful, I’ve honed it even further by forcing myself to listen to more music over the last 15 months than you can shake a baton at.

I’ve been exploring new music by listening to old recordings. Gratis.

There was no need for services like last.fm, drip.fm or Spotify to “suggest” what I might like (or might like to buy) based on past listening or purchasing habits. I didn’t have to be online to do so, nor do I need to waste time managing a bunch of files or synchronising devices so I can listen to compressed audio through pathetic little ear buds or tinny speakers via an overpriced phone while sitting in a noisy train all the while worrying about dropped connections, my precious data plan or when I last charged my iTablet.

But not me. I’m smarter than that, I worked it out. I went retro and asked for tapes. Continue reading

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My Virgin Ears

unknown - unlistened - unheard - undecided

The other day I happened across a wonderful article about a young man named Austin Chapman. Austin is deaf, and thanks to new hearing aids he is now able to hear music — for the very first time.

Go on. Read the article, and then come back here.

Personally, my mind is boggled about what must be going though his head right now. The story and his situational experiences have me utterly rattled.

Really, I’m dumbfounded: Just imagine for a moment that you can make out some muffled speech and environmental noise — but you’ve never heard music. Imagine that there is no such thing. Music just doesn’t exist in your world.

And suddenly you’re exposed to it for the first time.

What would it sound like?

How would you perceive a lengthy symphony with several movements compared to, say, some smooth jazz, a simple Bob Dylan ditty or Brian Eno’s ambient work, let alone a barrage of Front 242 or some Scandinavian death metal? What would strike your immediate fancy? How would the music stand up on its own, with none of the familiar and stereotypical visual cues to distract from the basic audio experience? How do you detail different media (vinyl vs. MP3) or playback systems (floor-standing Hi-Fi speakers vs. headphones) with no prior experience — or wouldn’t any of it matter as you delve into the raw tonal emotions conveyed by the sounds and the performance themselves?

In fact, how much unconscious prejudice is there in the music we listen to?

Can you like Tchaikovski if you’re a homophobe? Could a blind KKK member enjoy Stevie Wonder’s music? Will Austin Chapman confirm that Justin Bieber is a whiny little shit?

What is it that shapes and defines your playlist? The impact of music on our very fabric of being, our hair style and dress sense, the company we keep and the circle of friends we mingle with, our cultural identity, our philosophies and political views — the very way we define ourselves — was and is, in some minutiae, shaped by the sounds we’ve grown up with as well as the music we listen to today, and the old music we listen to today is based on past experiences and childhood memories.

Austin starts with a clean slate. He’s a young adult of 23 and therefore has few leanings towards the music that was popular during his formative years; he will have outgrown any bias against certain genres that, well, for kids and teenagers just aren’t “cool”.

So, unsure where to start, he consulted the oracle of Reddit and was overwhelmed by suggestions covering the full spectrum from Amadeus to Zeppelin.

One question that comes to mind at this point is how his age influenced his experience and the recommendations made by the counsel of Reddit over and above his final preferences. Would people have recommended different music if he was 20 years older — like I am? Continue reading

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A response from the barrister

Logo of the Holy Church of the Order of the Red BreastWhile writing the previous blog post about the physical, honest-to-goodness paper letter from a 419 scammer that had come my way, I also attempted something resembling an email conversation with the perpetrator.

Admittedly, I hadn’t laid down much of a plan for a prepared attack or proper scambait; all I did was send a naïve email to find out more about the poor relative who had supposedly died.

And I casually asked about the money. (I obviously used a dummy email account created specifically for these purposes which, by virtue of the name used, can even muster as a minor IQ test for the recipient.)

Sent to Kate K. Moroka’s kkmoroka@mail.kz freemail address, I enquired (in sodding poor English) about the dear lost relative who had perished and, of course, how to best expedite the transfer of the inheritance that’s burning a hole in her vault.

About a day later this reply appeared not from Kate but from JONATHAN MOROKA <jamoroka@gmail.com> (note the UPPERCASE name again) in my inbox:

FROM:BARRISTER.JONATHAN  ANDREW   MOROKA.ESQ.
PRIVATECELL:+27735618630.
DEAR ███████,

IT IS REALLY NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU,THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO OUR PROPOSAL , Continue reading

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