The test results are in…

While we’re on the subject of tests, I stumbled across a few others tonight while goofing around, doing nothing but having a mug of coffee to help me sleep while basking in the phosphorescent glow of two CRTs.

Truth be told, these kind of tests are easy enough to manipulate in order to achieve whatever results one wishes but, I’ll admit, I was as honest as I could be. The only indecisions present were those in picking which specific persona should answer each question.

Obsessive-compulsive? Superficial? Nerdy? Bah, humbug!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 61%

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 62%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 70%
Borderline |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Dependent |||||||||| 34%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||||| 74%

Go on, match –

“likes gadgets, analytical, problem solver, knowledgable, philisophical, observant, curious, synthesizer, perceptive, enjoys games of strategy, prescient, questioner, inventive, introspective, relies more on mind than others, more influenced by self than others, brainstormer, nerdy, looks for hidden patterns, seeks meaning, rationalist, bibliophile, likes science fiction, more humanitarian, more likely to be a meglomaniac, more likely to pursue higher academia, computer/technology savvy, off beat sense of humor, more likely to shop online, more solitary, more artistic than average, values education, more experimental, hangs out mostly with other intellectuals, attracted to the counter culture, likes to get lost in thought”

– with –

“individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.”

So, what’s your disorder?

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