Outstanding! This is just brilliant on so many levels.
PS: Mr. Fritzl will be spending the rest of his life behind bars. Whether that’s much of a punishment for a 73-year old is up for discussion — Austria lacking capital punishment. Personally, I’d have locked him up in his own dungeon, with a few bad-ass niggers paying him non-conjugal visits from time to time.
PWND! All your basement are belong to us.