BBS News: CHANGES IN THE PIPELINE

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The purchase of a certain and fabulous piece of hardware has made it possible for us to increase the storage capacity of our ever-growing collection of JPG images. Additionally, we might change over to OS/2 as the operating platform in the near future. Watch this space for details!

In the meanwhile, the “Teenage Street Sluts” are back for your pleasure.

See ya!

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BBS News: BUSINESS IS SLOW!

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During the last three or so weeks, the HMVH Corporation BBS has boasted something like ONE whole fucking caller PER DAY! Enough to piss us off and switch the machine off for good! You traitors! Conversion to a WebServer is imminent, hopefully before the year 2000.

Nevertheless, there are four new TOUGH quizzes in the Trivia Door. Play!

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BBS News: RETURN OF THE SYSOP

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Couldn’t leave the old BBS running on its own, now could we?
We’ve returned.
Refreshed? The drive to Cape Town was a killer.
Satisfied? Yep, U2 were absolutely great.
Sun-burnt? As usual, of course.
Happy to be back? Not a fuck! To quote Bono: “Cape Town is Cool Town”.

See ya!

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BBS News: THE SYSOP GOES ON HOLIDAY!

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Believe it or not, these things do happen from time to time. When the stress of running a BBS becomes to much, the SysOp simply takes a few days off :) But seriously folks, we should be back in a couple of days, so don’t go wreck my BBS while I’m away, okay?

In the meanwhile, we leave you with the “Seductive Schoolgirls” CD to look after you as well as a few ‘new’ uploads.

Behave!

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BBS News: BBS LIST AND CHRISTIAN NETWORK

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The current BBS List (Main -> Various Stuff -> View BBS List) has been updated. Each of the 28 numbers that appears on this list of BBSs in South Africa has been verified, a few have been added. Unfortunately, there were more that had to be deleted.

Take note also that the new number for the Christian Network BBS has changed to
011 754-1293, and not the previously advertised number.

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BBS News: WE AIM TO DISPLEASE!

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Take a long, hard look at new File Area 668: Disturbing Art.

Gut-churning stuff, weird shit! Lifted from RS Connett’s Web Museum, it offers a view into what we’d consider a rather disturbed mind. We’ll be eagerly looking for similar material to fill this area with. And, while we’re at it: Other than the usual Porno File Areas, the discerning viewer might also do good by exploring some of the other areas. There’s a lot of hidden treasures in there!

Here’s a quote from RS Connett:

“Vomitus Maximus: The namesake of our Museum. My last watercolor. A self portrait. We arrogantly think that we are the ultimate beings that the world has produced, TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, “KINGS OF THE EARTH!” We believe it is our RIGHT to allow our shit to foul the world! Our flatulence dirties the air! Our wastes pollute the waters and the land, killing off life to weak to resist. Our OWN FECES RAIN DOWN UPON US! Natural order has different ideas. Earth has ways of ridding itself of this “HUMAN INFESTATION”. The rewards of our selfish indulgences are DISEASE, MADNESS and MURDER! What doom we do not deliberately perpetrate upon ourselves will be visited up on us by our selfish UNWILLINGNESS to do what we KNOW can be done to save us from imminent disaster. The true rulers of this planet, the REAL top of the food chain, THE VIRUSES, will EAT US. Those of us left will be vaporized by our own debauched inventions of death. In time, a new and superior lifeform will emerge from the fetid radioactive wasteland that will be OUR EPITAPH.”

Enjoy!

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BBS News: CRAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Sincerest apologies for the absence from the 17th January but, you gotta believe me officer, it wasn’t my fault! It was a man with one arm! But seriously folks, one of our hard drives joined its maker in the great bitbucket in the sky. Luckily enough, a backup was available, and only a few new files and uploads in Groups 1-3 were lost… nothing all too serious.

Still: New .JPG files are being added at a pretty relentless pace, and “World’s Best Breasts” is the current CD.

Enjoy, and keep on trying!

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BBS News: HAPPY 1998!

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Only two years to go before the Y2K paranoia becomes stark reality!

In the meanwhile,”Oral Ecstacy” is the current CD.

Also, something on 33k6: Connecting at this rate should be a bit better now, despite the fact that RemoteAccess doesn’t support it and refers to it as 57600. Similarly, 31k2 is interpreted as 38400. Just thought you might want to know…

Enjoy!

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