BBS News: WE AIM TO DISPLEASE!

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Take a long, hard look at new File Area 668: Disturbing Art.

Gut-churning stuff, weird shit! Lifted from RS Connett’s Web Museum, it offers a view into what we’d consider a rather disturbed mind. We’ll be eagerly looking for similar material to fill this area with. And, while we’re at it: Other than the usual Porno File Areas, the discerning viewer might also do good by exploring some of the other areas. There’s a lot of hidden treasures in there!

Here’s a quote from RS Connett:

“Vomitus Maximus: The namesake of our Museum. My last watercolor. A self portrait. We arrogantly think that we are the ultimate beings that the world has produced, TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, “KINGS OF THE EARTH!” We believe it is our RIGHT to allow our shit to foul the world! Our flatulence dirties the air! Our wastes pollute the waters and the land, killing off life to weak to resist. Our OWN FECES RAIN DOWN UPON US! Natural order has different ideas. Earth has ways of ridding itself of this “HUMAN INFESTATION”. The rewards of our selfish indulgences are DISEASE, MADNESS and MURDER! What doom we do not deliberately perpetrate upon ourselves will be visited up on us by our selfish UNWILLINGNESS to do what we KNOW can be done to save us from imminent disaster. The true rulers of this planet, the REAL top of the food chain, THE VIRUSES, will EAT US. Those of us left will be vaporized by our own debauched inventions of death. In time, a new and superior lifeform will emerge from the fetid radioactive wasteland that will be OUR EPITAPH.”

Enjoy!

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BBS News: CRAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Sincerest apologies for the absence from the 17th January but, you gotta believe me officer, it wasn’t my fault! It was a man with one arm! But seriously folks, one of our hard drives joined its maker in the great bitbucket in the sky. Luckily enough, a backup was available, and only a few new files and uploads in Groups 1-3 were lost… nothing all too serious.

Still: New .JPG files are being added at a pretty relentless pace, and “World’s Best Breasts” is the current CD.

Enjoy, and keep on trying!

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BBS News: HAPPY 1998!

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Only two years to go before the Y2K paranoia becomes stark reality!

In the meanwhile,”Oral Ecstacy” is the current CD.

Also, something on 33k6: Connecting at this rate should be a bit better now, despite the fact that RemoteAccess doesn’t support it and refers to it as 57600. Similarly, 31k2 is interpreted as 38400. Just thought you might want to know…

Enjoy!

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H-JOKE22.TXT

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Rejoice, for here is the latest issue of the H-JOKE* archives. Yeah!

Granted, it has been  more than a year since the release of the previous one, but the material that was about to make up what would have been this issue was trashed along with one of our hard drives in the most spectacular fashion. This, along with additional hardware failures during the same time period, left us with little means to collect and gradually accumulate fresh material. It’s basically taken this long to collect new shit!

As usual, this issue is made up of jokes, anecdotes, limericks, quotes, lists, quizzes and other humour lifted from our mail packets. Its content is not sorted, order is in the chronological sequence of acquisition, nor is this stuff formatted for printing. The only editing done is the removal of message headers, footers, some bad spelling and grammar, really poor jokes, and the like…  Besides, political correctness is out the window in here!

Several copyright infringements have invariably been broken overstepped during the compilation of this digest. What we do acknowledge, though, is that all, with the exception of a few originals by yours truly, have been lifted, stolen, pilfered or otherwise il/legally acquired from their respective copyright holders. So sue us because we stole one of your jokes!

Nothing is guaranteed, except that this file will take up disk space and will relinquish the space it occupies when you delete it.

Nevertheless, laugh you will. There must be something you will find funny!

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BBS News: MORE NEWS

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  1. We’ve finally finished re-shuffling the File Areas. You’ll notice that File Group 4 has three new SubGroups because of the sheer volume.
  2. “Seductive Schoolgirls” is the current CD-ROM.
  3. Three new questionnaires (Movies) have been added to the Trivia Door.
  4. Roblist is no more. However, you’re welcome to take a peek at the new option in the “Various Stuff” Menu, namely BBS List. Obvious, eh?

Enjoy!

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BBS News: FILE AREA 661…

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…is one devoted specifically to Original and Exclusive Material, and one we’d like to see filled with many more such goodies! Yep, what we have here is some naughty stuff by, and featuring, our very own users of the HMVH Corporation BBS!

Anyone else have any wicked and raunchy material of yourself, the wife, the mistress or… anybody else, where you’ve lived for the moment?

Anonymity guaranteed! Start uploading today!

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BBS News: THREE YEARS IT’S BEEN

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“Up and down” is the theme of this BBS in more ways than one, and thank goodness it’s been mostly up (‘scuse the pun)! Thus far clocking three years online, the HMVH Corporation BBS has no plans for relenting its attack on the online community, although adaptation is imminent. We got the Y2K bug to think about too, you know!

Enjoy the ride, who knows where it’ll go?

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BBS News: PIE IN THE FACE

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As great as John’s Newsgroup Archive Volume 1 is, I’ve had to take it off the BBS for a variety of reasons. Nonetheless, a few temporary file areas have been created in Group 10 for the purpose of demonstration…

Don’t let this discourage you from getting your own copy though, this CD is FUCKING GOOD!

“Teenage Street Sluts” is also back on line.

Sorry!

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