Only two years to go before the Y2K paranoia becomes stark reality!
In the meanwhile,”Oral Ecstacy” is the current CD.
Also, something on 33k6: Connecting at this rate should be a bit better now, despite the fact that RemoteAccess doesn’t support it and refers to it as 57600. Similarly, 31k2 is interpreted as 38400. Just thought you might want to know…
Enjoy!
Rejoice, for here is the latest issue of the H-JOKE* archives. Yeah!
Granted, it has been more than a year since the release of the previous one, but the material that was about to make up what would have been this issue was trashed along with one of our hard drives in the most spectacular fashion. This, along with additional hardware failures during the same time period, left us with little means to collect and gradually accumulate fresh material. It’s basically taken this long to collect new shit!
As usual, this issue is made up of jokes, anecdotes, limericks, quotes, lists, quizzes and other humour lifted from our mail packets. Its content is not sorted, order is in the chronological sequence of acquisition, nor is this stuff formatted for printing. The only editing done is the removal of message headers, footers, some bad spelling and grammar, really poor jokes, and the like… Besides, political correctness is out the window in here!
Several copyright infringements have invariably been broken overstepped during the compilation of this digest. What we do acknowledge, though, is that all, with the exception of a few originals by yours truly, have been lifted, stolen, pilfered or otherwise il/legally acquired from their respective copyright holders. So sue us because we stole one of your jokes!
Nothing is guaranteed, except that this file will take up disk space and will relinquish the space it occupies when you delete it.
Nevertheless, laugh you will. There must be something you will find funny!
Enjoy!
…is one devoted specifically to Original and Exclusive Material, and one we’d like to see filled with many more such goodies! Yep, what we have here is some naughty stuff by, and featuring, our very own users of the HMVH Corporation BBS!
Anyone else have any wicked and raunchy material of yourself, the wife, the mistress or… anybody else, where you’ve lived for the moment?
Anonymity guaranteed! Start uploading today!
“Up and down” is the theme of this BBS in more ways than one, and thank goodness it’s been mostly up (‘scuse the pun)! Thus far clocking three years online, the HMVH Corporation BBS has no plans for relenting its attack on the online community, although adaptation is imminent. We got the Y2K bug to think about too, you know!
Enjoy the ride, who knows where it’ll go?
As great as John’s Newsgroup Archive Volume 1 is, I’ve had to take it off the BBS for a variety of reasons. Nonetheless, a few temporary file areas have been created in Group 10 for the purpose of demonstration…
Don’t let this discourage you from getting your own copy though, this CD is FUCKING GOOD!
“Teenage Street Sluts” is also back on line.
Sorry!
A brand new CD-ROM, probably a world exclusive, has been placed online. The sheer volume of this monster has made it necessary to once again re-shuffle the FileBase but believe me, this thing is HOT!
Please read the message in “BBS Comments and Queries” on details of how to get your very own copy. You’d be stupid not to!
Enjoy!
Never enough: The “Seductive Schoolgirls” CD-ROM is currently on-line, and file area 431 has been expanded into areas 431 to 440 in an effort to further depict what nice folks us humans really are…
Enjoy!
