H-JOKE24.TXT

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Never imagine I’d say this, but I miss the BBS, I really do.

Seems that as of late  people are flocking back to the old ANSI BBSs after they get fed up with — and even disillusioned by — the W3. Strange how things turn out.

So, while the HMVH Corporation BBS remains *temporarily* out of commission, I’ll just have to sit here at  the office,  usually in the dead of night, putting volumes and volumes of jokes together. It’s gotten so bad that some people refuse to tell me jokes because I’ve probably heard it already… Waffle, waffle… here’s the next volume.

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BBS News: THIS AND THAT…

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Good news for our resident perverts is the recent acquisition of about 200 Megs of new .JPG files, most of them hot off the Usenet Newsgroups! Expect them to be added gradually over the next few months.

I mean, why bother searching and, in most cases, opening your wallet for new material on the WWW when you can get it all right here for free? The stuff is already sorted and described for you, and we’ve even got thumbnails. Transfer rates are a helluva lot quicker than via the World Wide Wait… Just a pity that the few BBSs still in existence are also beginning to close shop. Take a look at the current BBS list… Sies!

Oh yes, it seems like the CD-ROM has given up the ghost too. It’s off.

See ya!

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BBS News: NEW MONTH

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A new month, another new CD-ROM is online: A serious lot of good ole’ bonking can be found on “Cyber Whores”.

The few of you that remain, enjoy!

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BBS News: CHANGES IN THE PIPELINE

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The purchase of a certain and fabulous piece of hardware has made it possible for us to increase the storage capacity of our ever-growing collection of JPG images. Additionally, we might change over to OS/2 as the operating platform in the near future. Watch this space for details!

In the meanwhile, the “Teenage Street Sluts” are back for your pleasure.

See ya!

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BBS News: BUSINESS IS SLOW!

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During the last three or so weeks, the HMVH Corporation BBS has boasted something like ONE whole fucking caller PER DAY! Enough to piss us off and switch the machine off for good! You traitors! Conversion to a WebServer is imminent, hopefully before the year 2000.

Nevertheless, there are four new TOUGH quizzes in the Trivia Door. Play!

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BBS News: RETURN OF THE SYSOP

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Couldn’t leave the old BBS running on its own, now could we?
We’ve returned.
Refreshed? The drive to Cape Town was a killer.
Satisfied? Yep, U2 were absolutely great.
Sun-burnt? As usual, of course.
Happy to be back? Not a fuck! To quote Bono: “Cape Town is Cool Town”.

See ya!

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BBS News: THE SYSOP GOES ON HOLIDAY!

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Believe it or not, these things do happen from time to time. When the stress of running a BBS becomes to much, the SysOp simply takes a few days off :) But seriously folks, we should be back in a couple of days, so don’t go wreck my BBS while I’m away, okay?

In the meanwhile, we leave you with the “Seductive Schoolgirls” CD to look after you as well as a few ‘new’ uploads.

Behave!

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BBS News: BBS LIST AND CHRISTIAN NETWORK

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The current BBS List (Main -> Various Stuff -> View BBS List) has been updated. Each of the 28 numbers that appears on this list of BBSs in South Africa has been verified, a few have been added. Unfortunately, there were more that had to be deleted.

Take note also that the new number for the Christian Network BBS has changed to
011 754-1293, and not the previously advertised number.

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