BBS News: SECURITY LEVEL CHANGES

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As of today the HMVH Corporation BBS is no longer for subscribers only, but a  Free/Ratios BBS. Undoubtedly you will notice that your security and access levels have changed (for the better :), and if you do not yet have full access, please read the various bulletins for full details.

As far as the noise problem is concerned, Telkom have finally admitted its existence and investigate further!!!

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BBS News: THAT’S DONE!

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Right, the 1Gig is in, a new CPU with more punch… but still a god-damn noisy line… I can’t even get my own mail! Until that’s sorted out I’ll casually add on more files, if that’s alright with you and change a few things on the BBS along the way. Watch this space for details.

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BBS News: RELIANCE

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Bummer! The new hard drive has not been installed yet, my supplier has taken ill. And while we’re on bad news, the line noise fault has not yet been resolved either: A couple of Telkom monkeys came past, and it looks like things are worse now than before. Must I do everything myself!?

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BBS News: A FEW CHANGES IN THE PIPELINE

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I have a few changes lined up for the BBS, the first being another hard drive for the tons of new files I have accumulated. A few improvements in the layout are also envisaged, but I’d like your advice on what you would like me to change or add to the system.

Expect, probably on Monday evening, the BBS to be off-line for a few hours as I install the new drive and start cramming on some files.

Oh, and it seems my phone line’s gone noisy again.

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H-MAIL08.TXT

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Here we go, more jokes and other funnies as saved from recent mail packets.

As usual, just the best humour has been saved in no particular order but at least formatted to print nicely on any 66-line per page printer. I will not be held accountable for any jokes you might find offensive!

Of course, these joke libraries are available at here.

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H-MAIL06.TXT

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H-MAIL06.TXT is a collection of jokes and assorted humour saved from various mail packets over a period of several months. The jokes cover just about every topic and range from harmless to outright tasteless, no holds barred.

All H-MAIL joke archives are kept and maintained at here.

Read at your own risk!

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BBS News: SHE’S BAAA-AACK!

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Who says nagging doesn’t achieve anything? Janet Blair’s SHE BBS is back on-line, and SHE looks good on a new number: (011) 482-6904. Make a note of it!

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BBS News: CLOSURE OF SHE BBS!

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As of 22-06-95 SHE BBS is no more.

SysOpette Janet Blair has decided to terminate its existence due to continuous technical difficulties, despite the board’s popularity and great potential. SHE BBS shall be greatly missed, especially by this SysOp.

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