Finding Bora

In Europe, the Jetta Mk4 is known as a Bora.

Although the name sounds rather daft, the car certainly is not.

It’s an attractive car. It has a large boot, ample interior space, good performance, adequate handling, fair fuel consumption, and sufficient features. And it has four doors!

I will never voluntarily own a 2/3-door car again.

Strangely, the Bora is a bit of a dark horse around these parts and not nearly as popular as its Golf IV counterpart — but then again, here it’s station wagons (“Kombi”) and hatchbacks (“Fließheck”) that one sees on the road. In fact, you’re more likely to find a Bora Kombi than a sedan version – although there’s barely a difference to the Golf Kombi.

Criteria met, it was time to get a new car into my possession.

  • Friday, 2nd June: Take a drive to the dealer and a personal look at this fine vehicle.
  • Long weekend: Calculations and brainstorming.
  • Tuesday, 6th June: Return to the dealer to take the baby for a test drive. The wife likes it, too (although she limited my test flight to 160km/h).
  • Wednesday, 7th June: Collect a temporary insurance card from my broker.
  • Thursday, 8th June: Drop off the insurance card at the dealer and sign a few papers and forms.
  • Friday, 9th June: Drive to the dealer in an old Renault Clio and leave again in a ballsy VW Bora 2.3 V5. And the 2006 FIFA World Cup started today as well… yeah!
  • Weekend: Inspect every nook and cranny of my new phat ride (as it’s already been called).

Inconspiculously attractive

Nice butt, small bootie

Steering wheel's on the wrong side

Bland but packed with features

Five cylinders of oomph!

With a deceptively subtle and pleasing growl emanating from under the hood, this particular car came with all the creature comforts of the previous Jetta (and more!) as well as an adequate sound system, consisting of:

  • Head Unit: Blaupunkt Gamma 5;
  • Features: Radio / Tape / CD Shuttle Controller with RDS, Travel Announcement, Traffic Information Memory (TIM), and so forth;
  • Nokia DSP / amplifier unit, mounted in the boot; to drive –
  • Eight Speakers: Unknown brand in the front and back doors (they do kick a bit of ass);

Despite the head unit looking a little bland and conservative, it fits into the center console rather nicely. The pale plastic finish suits the location and blends in with the other controls of the car. Although the unit includes the controls for a CD shuttle, that’s a feature the previous driver didn’t seem to consider important enough to have his employer install.

My opinions about sound quality are therefore based on the performance of the tape deck — which it does rather well. Two familiar tapes are all one needs to arrive at the conclusion that the Blaupunkt unit was a good choice by the folks from Wolfsburg. Furthermore, VW decided to install a Nokia DSP (Digital Sound Processor) in the boot, with its controls on a second DIN-panel above the Gamma unit. Both follow VW’s gorgeous new red/blue illumination scheme. The setup expresses itself via a presently unknown brand of speakers, consisting of a 16cm woofer and a tweeter mounted in each of the four doors and providing a generally rich and encompassing sound that’s quite adequate for the average driver flooring it on the autobahn, listening out for traffic reports (“Staumeldungen”).

A suitable replacement, therefore, would be a fairly tall order.

Internet research and personal inspections have revealed that VW utilise a somewhat proprietary plug and cabling scheme (adapters are available). Some modifications therefore would be in order — or a total replacement of the whole lot, since a navigation system of some sort is also on the shopping list!

Internet research has also revealed that VW-installed systems are far too expensive.

Decisions, decisions…

Photo credits: hmvh DOT net and/or manufacturer/retailer

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History 401: Transitional Period

Having had the pleasure of driving a brand-new rental Renault Scénic 1.9TDI MPV during a two-week >3000km expedition through parts of Western Europe in May 2006, it became horribly evident that having to return to the old Clio was going to be… let’s just say painful.

Though hardly the kind of car I could see myself driving around in on a daily basis, the Scénic was perfectly suited for the purpose it was rented for and afforded ample space for three adults, one kid, a small dog, and two weeks worth of luggage and dirty laundry.

From Wiesbaden to Noordwijk

All things considered, it’s a fine family car. To make matters more interesting, it had a navigation system (which is absolutely essential in a little town like Paris) as well as an adequate sound system.

It should therefore come as no surprise when I say that having to go back to driving a rather humble old Clio on a daily basis was a less than pleasant experience. In fact, that car became a fucking embarrassment!

…which still had no sound to speak of.

Adding potential injury to the existing insult, the Clio was due for its service. The prospect of having to shell out more for the inspection and repairs than what the thing is actually worth is — needless to say — a rather unpleasant idea, too.

Kabous & Clio

So the obvious and long overdue decision was to replace it.

Thus, all personal projects were put on hold for a while until, several days on the internet later, there was a certain VW that stood out and raised my interest: the price was reasonable and the requirements were met…

2.3l V5: Now that's more like it!

Everything just fit right in: the timing, the facts, the figures, the price — and the dealer was even prepared to accept the old Clio as a trade-in. Yeah!

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History 301: The Clio Days

No sooner had the Jetta gone to meet its maker in the great scrapyard in the sky, a substitute was already waiting to take its place. Sacrilege!

1991 European Car of the Year

Bought from a then-colleague who was the recent lucky recipient of a company car, this 1993 Renault Clio RN 1.2 was hardly a replacement — though quite adequate for finding my way around a new town.

And it had a radio:

  • Brand: Sony (model forgotten);
  • Features: Radio / Tapedeck / none to speak of;
  • Speakers: Cheap rubbish mounted on the back panel.

Armed with a borrowed vacuum cleaner and a few other utensils and tools, it took all of one afternoon in April 2001 to inspect the car, clean it and get it to a socially acceptable state. Unfortunately, it took less than that same afternoon to realise that getting decent sound installed in this car (without sacrificing space and functionality or incurring major cost and effort) was next to out of the question.

The Clio's arse

Sure, you could fit a subwoofer box… but nothing else!

Inside a Clio

This car is an interim getabout. It’s only for a short while. It’ll do for the time being. Besides: it’s light on fuel, and with the back seats folded down we managed to transport lots of furniture. Soon I’ll get myself something decent, and the wife can have this one to cruise around in.

Seems that the recovered sound system was to slumber in the attic for a while longer…

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History 203: The Jetta dies

All good things must come to an end.

And so it was, on a cold night in April 2001, that the old Jetta decided to have a blow-out, perform a few unscheduled off-road and mid-air acrobatic manoeuvres before coming to rest against a tree with its wheels in the air — not long after having notched up 400,000km on the clock.

Jetta Corpse

Death of a legend

Sporty profile...

My fiancée escaped with little more than a shock, thank goodness.

The sound system’s components were salvaged and packed away, to possibly be re-used on the other side of the planet.

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History 202: The Jetta gets louder

Disturbing thoughts and ideas that had become increasing louder in my mind resulted in a spontaneous drive down to Western Bazaars in Klerksdorp where a head unit / CD shuttle combo were purchased.

The price was good, and so was that of the associated components that followed: all picked out of two issues of the Junk Mail classifieds newspaper, these consisted of several pairs of speakers, two amplifiers, and a subwoofer box. Cables and other items were courtesy of the local Hi-Fi Corporation or Dions stores.

Once all the parts were gathered, it was just a matter of installing them and setting them up as a cohesive unit.

Head unit with detachable face

Subwooferbox, amps, shuttle and anthing else that needs to fit

The pictures above (taken from snapshots in the family photo album) are the only remaining evidence of the setup, completed in March 1998.

It comprised the following components:

  • Head Unit: JVC KS-RT211 Radio/Tape/CD Shuttle Controller;
  • CD Shuttle: JVC KD-MK77 12-disc Shuttle;
  • Amplifier 1: Proton CA265; to drive –
  • Speaker Set 1: Pair of Proton 6×9″ (model unknown), mounted in the backboard;
  • Speaker Set 2: Pair of RCF 10cm woofer and tweeter set (model unknown), mounted in the front doors and dashboard (cross-overs installed in the doors);
  • Amplifier 2: Starsound SSA-4060 (bridged); to drive –
  • Speaker Set 3: Pair of Pioneer TS-W302F Subwoofers; mounted in –
  • A home-made subwoofer box bought from some youngster in Rosettenville.

This may also be a good time to admit that I had zero prior experience to this and took a gung-ho approach, setting it all up on my own using plain old common sense.

Audiophiles may balk at this configuration but the results spoke for themselves. The whole lot simply sounded great… perhaps not quite competition-level, but still good enough to turn many a passer-by’s head, and loud enough to make them turn it away again.

First and foremost priority, though, was inconspicuousness: you could certainly hear the system — but you couldn’t see it, and that is of utmost importance in a place like Johannesburg.

Boot Space!

And there was still ample space left in the boot for a supermarket trolley’s worth of groceries in “die rooi Jetta van Joburg”!

Ah, fond memories of loud music on the daily 69km commute to the office…

The old radio and speakers were transplanted into my sister’s Golf (which also got stolen a few years later).

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History 201: Car 2 = Jetta 2

Getting first pick for what was once my father’s company car (and the family car), it was a 1990 Jetta (Mk2) CSX that came into my official possession on the 31st of October 1995.

Jetta CSX

Although the car was really nothing all too spectacular, it did go well. It was solid and reliable, and it had a few creature comforts that one would little short of learn to refuse to live without in years to come!

Jetta CSX

And it had a radio!

  • Brand: JVC (model unknown);
  • Features: Radio / Tapedeck (functional);
  • Speakers: Cheap rubbish speakers in the back panel (both functional).

Jetta CSX

But most importantly, this was a Jetta — and Jettas are renowned for their boot space, and this boot space was to be put to good use a few years later.

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History 101: Humble Beginnings

The dinosaur in this picture is my very first car: a clunky 1980 1.3l Mazda 323.

Silberpfeil

Like most young guys, it was the old family car that I inherited. It’s the one I taught myself to drive in, and it was early in 1991 that I finally claimed it as my own. This is the car that made me realise how good a career choice I made by not becoming a mechanic, and this is a car that was broken into three times and stolen once.

Referring to this car as a dinosaur is also not terribly unfair since my friend and colleague at the time had also inherited one — albeit the previous version.

Under construction

Recent photographs lifted out of the photo album mark my first restoration efforts, started in April 1992. I must also admit that most dents in the bodywork were caused by myself… no, not poor driving skills but rather my short-tempered responses when something went wrong with the car. Years later I still prided myself in being unable to remove some of the treadmarks left by the soles of my shoes in the bodywork.

Face/Off

Side effects of affirmative shopping

Ironically, the aforementioned restoration project was inspired by the then-latest break-in when some stupid bastard smashed a window to steal the car radio. At this point of my vehicular career, replacement of the broken quarter light was more important and expensive than what the piece-of-rubbish radio was worth.

  • Brand: Cannot remember (possibly Tedelex);
  • Features: Radio / Tapedeck (broken) / none to speak of;
  • Speakers: Cheap rubbish speakers in the front door, only one working.

As seen in the picture above, part of the dashboard was destroyed during my selfless and involuntary contribution to the economically-disadvantaged.

Complete with fake wooden dashboard

Still, the final result in August 1992 was something to be rather pleased with — despite the interesting fact that the car had no radio at all. Instead, efforts went into designing and installing an alarm/immobiliser system out of what used to be a remote-controlled garage door opener. To start the car one had to have the remote control and press certain hidden buttons in a certain sequence within a certain amount of time.

After that it got only broken into once.

It's good and clean and fresh...

My sister finally inherited (and eventually sold) the Mazda when I got a Jetta.

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Background and Introduction

There are several reasons for the existence of this blog, and the one that I will divulge in public is this: it’s a personal retrospective about my cars — irrespective of how unglamorous, unspectacular, humble or scant they were.

Much of the emphasis is placed on their sound systems, though.

This might also be the opportunity to admit that I’ve reached a point of indecision about how to handle and install sound in my new car. I hope this blog will inspire me to a few ideas. I’ll think of something. I always do.

Besides: Blogs are cool and fashionable, and this is my very first one. Let’s just see where this takes us.

Note: See this post for an explanation.

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