New Dickhead of State

Well, well! So Obama’s the new head of state.

The erection election circus is finally over; MILF Palin will be packing her bags and knocked-up teenage daughter and heading back home, close to the frigid border of Siberia. It’ll also be business as usual for McCain, except he’s returning to a far drier state.

Whatever the outcome of the election would’ve been, it was certainly going to be different — and “different” is a synonym for “change”.

Whether bad or good, only time will tell. A new era, they say, virgin territory — and at least Bush will be gone, and that alone is a pretty slick improvement.

The big O!

And I believe there’s a goat with big testicles (a sign of virility) being slaughtered in Kenya in Obama’s honour, too.

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