Appetite for Destruction

Behold the mighty MICROMAT!

From the dept. of “Stupid things you’ve always wanted to do…” 

Take one retired microwave oven. Shove it in the attic. Forget about it.

Clean up the attic. Rediscover the old microwave oven. Haul it down. Store it in the basement. Make a mental note of it being there.

Collect junk. Sort junk. Store selected junk items in the microwave.

Find time. Grab a camera. Grab a pen and notepad. Jot down a recipe for disaster.

First up would be the obligatory “CD in the microwave” stunt.

See the results of the experiments here. (Updated 15-12-2013)

Photo credit: hmvh DOT net

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The Vagina Monologues

According to some definitions, a blog is –

…a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections, comments, and often hyperlinks provided by the writer; also : the contents of such a site…

…an online journal where an individual, group, or corporation presents a record of activities, thoughts, or beliefs…

…a type of online diary that someone makes available to other people on the internet. (A very popular way to communicate one’s personal details without any social interaction.)

Very well then. So I’ve been effectively blogging since around 1995 — spewing crap to an imaginary audience before it became known as blogging. Fine. Whatever. Nobody reads what I have to say anyway, my words are shrouded in obscurity, little more than a fart in a tea cup. Bulletins and nonsensical non-sequiturs have recently been retro-fitted into the blog’s timeline detailing a personal descent into madness. But who cares? Influence = 0.

Continue reading

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The story of the HMVH Corporation BBS

The machine and the BBS

Or: The illustrated, unadulterated, and shamelessly long-winded personal memoir of a ten-year journey through the South African BBS scene.

Before there was ubiquitous, fast, and mobile access to immersive, graphic-intensive, and intrusive social networks and forum communities like Facebook and 4chan, there existed version 1 of a World-Wide Web. Even before the WWW, there was an Internet.

And before that — there were Bulletin Boards.

This is the story of one such relic.

This page will not only reveal the sordid history of the HMVH Corporation BBS, but also where its SysOp came from and the environment he operated in. It’s a story that’s reflective and relevant to the author, and it’s taken him more than seven years to be able to write this very post in the manner that it appears here and now.

I was a SysOp, and this is my story.

Bonus Feature: A crude simulation of the BBS exists here.

Photo credit: The HMVH Corporation BBS

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The SA BBS Scene

However geographically isolated, politically shunned, and somewhat technologically delayed the country may have been, South Africa most certainly had a vibrant and flourishing BBS community. At its analogue peak during the early 90’s it could easily keep up with those in more technically proficient territories.

Digitec Online Newspaper Advert

bbs.hmvh.net is a memorial page (an entire subdomain, in fact) dedicated to anecdotes, bulletins, documents, essays, images, lists, memories, nostalgia, photos, and related matter recollecting the South African bulletin board scene of the 80’s and 90’s.

This is an active project. Content will be added as it is discovered and processed; there’s still a batch of old CD-ROMs to rummage through and documents to scan.

Enjoy!

Newspaper scan by hmvh DOT net

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Madge and the squatter

If you were to visit singer Madonna‘s official website, you’re likely to instinctively enter madonna.com into your browser’s address bar (or google it).

And you’d be quite correct.

However, until a few years ago that wasn’t the case.

A cybersquatter named Dan Parisi had claimed the madonna.com domain name for his own fiendish purposes during the dot.com bubble days. Meanwhile, fans and followers of the real Ms. Ciccone had to be content with the less attractive madonnaweb.com address, and this is what the main image on the index page looked like on the 5th of August 1999:

Image maps, anyone?

When the music industry caught on that this Internet thing wasn’t just some passing fad, Madonna’s legal machinery sprung into action and wrestled back the far more valuable madonna.com domain in a landmark intellectual property rights case in October 2000.

Why am I mentioning this?

No reason. I just re-discovered this old image in my archive and felt like sharing it.

Screenshot from the hmvh DOT net archives

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Miniaturisation and consumerism

The other day the DVB-T receiver packed up.

After a bit of online price/features research, I took a drive to my favourite electronics store to pick up a replacement unit. It was then that I noticed how small the box it comes in was — which suits me just fine: same functions, similar features, smaller unit.

But it wasn’t until I got home and started hooking up the new unit that the size difference really became as apparent as this picture tries to do justice:

Medion MSH 2000 vs. Strong Prima IV

Not only is it about a sixth of the original unit’s size, it cost less than half the price: 29€ vs. the original’s 69€ (in 2004). Fits better onto the small bedroom TV, good reception (using the original aerial), and with the exception of a TOSLINK connector the new midget has all the connectivity I’d need. It’s barely wider than two SCART connectors side by side.

No user serviceable parts inside

I’m very curious to see how packed that little black box really is because the old Medion device’s box was rather… well, let’s call it “generous”. The power regulator occupied one little board and was just about the only part whose electronic components I could recognise as such. One SCART and an RS-232 connector sit on a daughter board hooked up the main board that contained the Philips RF unit (probably the part that failed). A Fujitsu MPEG decoder IC took up much of the rest of the space along with some other chip (presumably an EPROM) and a Hynix RAM chip. And that’s about it! As for most of the rest of the little black bumps connected by silver tracks, you can forget about trying to identify (let alone replace or repair) any of those components!

Let’s see how long this one’s gonna last.

Photo credit: hmvh.net

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BBS ads and ANSi screens

Continuing from the previous post regarding the discovery of the great “LightBox Video Web Gallery Creator” utility (despite its very awkward CSS) and as a stepping stone towards the next major task, permit me, if you would, to show off a small and personal selection of old BBS adverts and ANSi screens for your retro viewing pleasure.

There’s an old to-do note gradually disappearing.

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