Like almost all bulletin boards, the HMVH Corporation BBS was ASCII text based.
Like most bulletin boards, the BBS featured a host of files available for download.
Like most system operators, the SysOp of the aforementioned BBS was a guy.
Like most guys, the SysOp liked pictures of cars and girls.
Like most male users of most any BBS, the SysOp amassed a sizeable collection of pictures. A large number of these pictures paid homage to the fine female form. The vast majority of these pictures were also made available for download to users of the BBS.
The BBS interface was all text; there were no such things as “previews” or “thumbnails”.
There’s no viewing images online such as on this very web page. If you wanted (to view) an image file, you would have to manually select (tag) it and then launch a protocol such as Z-Modem to download it. Afterwards, once you’ve downloaded the image, you’d have to log off the BBS, exit (or shell) your terminal program, and finally launch a viewer such as CompuShow in order to view your bounty.
And sometimes the bounty sucked. Shitty pics of ugly wimmin’ with flat boobies!
But why did the bounty suck? Why on earth would you download such epic suckage?
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