The story of Dean Hamer and George Michael

Well-well! Since we are dropping names from the past, we may as well mention this one, since it was one Dean Hamer who originally recorded/copied the current batch of tapes I’m busy converting to MP3 as I write this.

Now, Dean was a bit of a peculiarity when he joined my high school class in early 1987. You see, he was fresh from the distant and excitingly exotic land called the Yooo-SA (Miami, Florida, to be more exact), and it was for that reason that he was an angry, young man: used to driving his own Honda Civic (known as the “Accord” in South Africa) to school, he was now dependant on public transportation — which was probably as bad as having to wear a uniform.

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Happy 18th, Batman!

Today is the 18th birthday of Batman, the son of Suparman!

In a simple and perhaps cruel twist of fate, Mr. Suparman (a common Indonesian name and in all likelihood not related to Clark Kent) decided to name his own son “Batman”… and quite probably not after the Turkish province but because he’s a fan of Bruce Wayne’s heroic alter ego. Continue reading

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Ghosts from the address book

The HMVHumourList is no more.

As another phase of the downscaling process and reshuffling of online interests, today some 570 email messages — containing all the jokes and virals that were carefully collected, assembled and sent out to a hand-clicked audience between December 2000 and December 2006 — got archived and trashed.

Finally.

Not only was it remarkable to consider that this increasing collection of bytes had been maintained over a host of machines at various locales and numerous installations of Netscape Messenger (on Windows 95/Me/NT4, and recently and painstakingly imported into the fabulous Thunderbird on WinXP), it was the very names of all the people’s in-boxes these humorous snippets had invaded that was the most… well, shall we say “interesting”. Continue reading

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The art of the mixtape

Creating and maintaining a humble collection of tapes also meant outfitting them with some sort of artwork or pictures to make them look good, unique and instantly recognisable — even if only to the owner.

As one matures and as skills evolve and tastes change, the resulting “artwork” improves over the years, and it’s rather interesting to reflect on the tools and methods one employed to achieve something that was supposed to resemble a quasi-professional product. Letraset, anyone?

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The Cassette Projects

This is my tape collection.

Tape Collection

This was my tape collection. A part of it.

There were 284 of them.

Lovingly nurtured and cared for over a period of some twenty years and surviving two intercontinental and numerous domestic moves, the time has come to bid farewell to this past passion and hobby, too.

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Discogs v3: hmvh

What follows is my previous “user profile” on discogs.

Since a major “upgrade” (v4) and a shift in philosophy took place on the 10th of March that is so fundamentally flawed and messed up and allows any arsehole to submit anything, with the most idiotic of changes and so-called corrections going “live” immediately, effectively turning a strictly-checked service and finely-tuned resource into a Wikipedia clone, I (like many of my peers) have severely scaled back involvement — if not severed ties completely.

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Why Easter was cancelled this year

Easter is cancelled

On a more sombre note, that’s not the only thing getting cancelled or aborted.

Watch this space for details.

Image credits: Original photographer

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Laughing Matter

Added the best of a bunch of jokes and similar nonsense that have been accumulating over the last few months, with the followers of Bulgarian yoga enjoying particular attention.

So there!

Everybody wants to be a dog

And why do so many cats feature on my blog?

Image: Print ad by Leo Burnett Agency

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