Basement Archaeology

Indeed, let's do just that!

After having lost much of the HMVHumour mailing list
and all the previous jokes as a result of a gradual hard
drive failure, we decided to call this thing quits.

At least, for a while.

The while is over. It's time to start up again.

The HMVHumourList will henceforth continue its intermittently
relentless broadcast of humour, satire, top 10 lists, news of the
weird and bizarre, and anything else that makes us laugh (which,
let me tell you, IS a mean feat).

We get the material. Don't send it to us. Our sources are of no
consequence to you. For heaven's sake, do not send us huge
MPEGs or anything like that, those we pick up and process
elsewhere. All we're going to churn out are readables, with
(small-ish) pictures on rare occasions. The degrees of tastefulness
(or sometimes, the lack thereof) range from the squeaky clean
all the way to... well, you get the idea!

If you feel that you - the recipient - are getting bombarded by
messages whose content does not suit your tastes (or, conversely, 
is too harmless!), let us know, and we'll move you into another 
category.

If you wanna receive nothing from us, that's fine too. Just tell us.
We can handle that. No harm done. Your loss. Whatever.
We don't care... really!

Thanks, folks, shall we kick off then?

HMVH

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