Idiocracy is the way of the future

So there I was the other night, watching my old, worn 1991 copy of Mad Max when it occurred to me how stupid people “in the near future” are made out to be: filthy, illiterate, violent, and just plain dumb.

Even though post-apocalypic visions (whether dystopian or utopian) often picture those with some degree of steampunk technology to be the “bad guys”, they are all invariably unwashed and inherently stupid — with the notable exception of their leader: he’s the well-spoken one. He’d be overtly sadistic, have a wicked sense of humour and may even quote Sheakespeare or Yeats.

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R.I.P. V.H.S.

One of the most ubiquitous and successful electronic consumer products ever was the video cassette.

The BetaMax vs. VHS (Video Home System) format (war) notwithstanding, just about any civilised household in the modern world had (or still has) a VCR. Dropping costs and the superior quality of DVD (and its own successors, complete with a new format war) have, in recent years, all but caused the demise of the VHS format, and it is almost with a tear in my eye that I, too finally bid farewell to my own old VHS collection.

In retrospect, it was only in around 1989 that our household finally purchased a VCR — a second-hand Siemens FM 560 model from a couple of emigrants in Wendywood. Now earning my own salary, I let myself get coerced into forking out the cash to buy the item, along with some monstrous Grundig TV set that packed up soon after.

Nevertheless, what good is a VCR without any media to play on it?

Rentals, copies, porn, camcorder recordings… you name it, we got it, and we watched it. In fact, some of the media was so good it was worth watching again and again, and there you have it: Piracy. Home taping. Illegal copies. Yeah!

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The ridding of treasures from years gone by

Having taken two weeks of “forced” vacation certainly does take its toll on the online world at large.

Unlike this fellow, we’ve been cleaning out the house a little and in doing so posted a whole lot of junk for give-away that currently serves no purpose other than to provide space for dust to collect on. Similarly, several other media carriers are available for sale as well — but unfortunately much to the detriment of recent moderating duties at discogs.com itself.

Personal reminder: Sunday is modding day!

On a more humorous note, some of the more entertaining items that have arrived in my in-boxes over the last few months have been honoured with a permanent display on the site. Yes, we’ve made up another page of humour.

Next up is getting rid of a few more old VHS cassettes (now that DVD seems to be nearing the end of its career thanks to the indecision of HD-DVD vs. Blu-Ray and the affordability of combo-players), and then we’ll be tackling the good old audio cassette format, too.

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Cyberia 15: Nippon

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Life exists online. Between the conceptualisation and the final product that is “Cyberia 15”, numerous remnants from the previous life as a fleshmeatdoll were discarded, given away, or sold — online, of course. Now is the time to concentrate on the basic necessary physical entities and hardware necessary to complete the journey and transformation into the digital realm, leaving only the ghost of a shell behind.

Salutation: None

“Regardless — shouts to the missus, the usual unnamed DJ, TigerSpirit, the singing neighbour, Douglas Rushkoff, castro69, DJ Purity Control, and everyone else who makes a pitstop en route to Cyberia.”

Originally written October 27th, 2007. Revised and updated March 2015. See background story here.

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What’s in a name?

According to the US Social Security Administration, Jacob, Michael, Joshua, Ethan and Matthew were the five most popular baby boy names of the year 2006, respectively. The top-5 baby girl spots were filled out by Emily, Emma, Madison, Isabella and Ava.

Since I’m somewhat lagging in my irregular spurts of blog postings that nobody ever reads, consider this just another brief journal entry by a certain someone with an unpopular name — one that barely makes the top 1000 for the past ten years (in the USA, at least).

Particularly interesting is that even “Mohamed” is a more popular name than mine, cutting in as the 467th most (and rising) popular baby name of 2006, whilst even “Jesus” (the name) continues to hover around the No. 74 mark. This may help explain why their “birthdays” are celebrated annually while my own (earlier this month) went by unnoticed.

Clearly, I’m doing something wrong. Or nothing earth-shattering at all.

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Oh, it’s such a pity I haven’t the time right now to devote some of it to this blog, let alone spend (waste) any significant time writing out or posting jokes and the like. As far as the human being behind the blog is concerned, there’s actually quite a bit to report to my imaginary readers.

Life is a hectic adventure that’s better spent living instead of reporting on.

Worth bragging about is that recently money, time and effort was wasted on a new PC, finally graduating to WinXP.

Truth be told, that exercise is worth its entirely own and separate article, and there’s neither time for that, let alone interest in it. Strangely, I still miss my old PIII running trusty and robust Win95B — particularly when it involves whatever musical projects and sonic endeavours I keep busy with. Somehow WinXP does not harmonise too well with some of the elderly (non-certified) hardware and parts of the software used.

But the 1680 x 1050 px wide-screen resolution is swee-eet!

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Results of the latest poll

Shamelessly lifted off IOL Technology:

“Blog”, “netiquette“, “cookie” and “wiki” have been voted among the most irritating words spawned by the Internet, according to the results of a poll.

Topping the list of words most likely to make web users “wince, shudder or want to bang your head on the keyboard” was “folksonomy“, a term for a Web classification system.

“Blogosphere”, the collective name for blogs or online journals, was second; “blog” itself was third; “netiquette“, or Internet etiquette, came fourth and “blook“, a book based on a blog, was fifth. “Cookie”, a file sent to a user’s computer after they visit a website, came in ninth, while “wiki”, a collaborative website edited by its readers, was tenth.

British pollsters YouGov questioned 2091 adults earlier this month for the poll commissioned by the Lulu Blooker Prize, a literary award for books, which released the results in a statement.

Earlier this month, the growing use of words inspired by cyberspace was highlighted when the Collins English Dictionary announced that a string of them would be included in their ninth edition.

These included “me-media”, a term for personal content websites such as Facebook, and “godcast“, a religious service which has been converted to an MP3 format.

Although the full list of the “irritating” words are not to be found on the site mentioned, it does strike me a little unusual that the malformed “podcast” itself isn’t included, nor the verb “google”: how much more of a victory can anyone claim than people the world over using its name (a noun, as such) as a term that summarises the act of using an “internet search engine to look for information”, irrespective whether that search engine happens to be Yahoo, MSN, AOL, or Dogpile?

It should also be noted that the term “netiquette” long predates the web as we know it today, stretching back to the beginning of Usenet, FidoNet, and BBSs — which in itself should insight into the online experience of those who participated in the poll.

Now, why don’t you go print this post and xerox it for all your friends?

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The bare necessities: Teddy vs. Bruno

Of hugely entertaining value to an English speaker living in Germany is the recent insistence by locals to spice up their vocabulary with modern English words and phrases — as if no equivalent or suitable German words were available.

While this linguistic invasion could in itself be discussed ad nauseam, it becomes particularly worrisome when one considers that it is not only the US-American pronunciation efforts but also the US spelling variations (color vs. colour) that seem to be accepted as the norm and indeed even deemed correct by those not in the know. Advertising agencies and the media are particularly guilty of this malpractice.

One wonders what flavour (not flavor) of English our children are being taught at school?

Things get all the more humorous when German words are directly substituted by their apparently more cool-sounding English counterparts whilst sentence structure and grammar remain intact.

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